I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

We didn't start the fire.

space is a waste

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Just another teenage wanabee fanfiction writer, though I personally hope to do my best in whatever story I write! Fan of all kinds of art, especially music, books and animation. Chinese and gay.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

~100 ad'awwwable pictures and counting!

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...