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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

Dec
31st
2013

Ballooning Fics and New Group! · 5:08am Dec 31st, 2013

Hey there guys/gals/dragons/inanimate balloon ponies!

Dash here, to bring you to the new group being run by myself and Kaidan, Balloon Ponies! Go have a look, if inflatable, poppable, lovable, air-filled ponies is your thing.

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Dec
18th
2013

Don't be an ass cause we're having our peachy fun! · 9:23pm Dec 18th, 2013

Hey, I get it that it seems old I really do, but come on, there has to be some fault inside that makes someone downvote and bitch about it just because they don't like seeing the PeachVerse stories.

It's your call whether you click that little story link on the front page, your choice to read it. If all you're going to do is drop me some hate mail, I have no place for you in this community. (you know who you are)

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Dec
18th
2013

SO MUCH WRITING! PEACHES! · 6:44pm Dec 18th, 2013

I've been writing since 3 am this morning when I glimpsed the first story of the Twilight Eats Peaches saga.

I have published two, one's in the popular box, and now I've got a third on the way! I've never written so much in one day, let alone in the last few months! Big production boost!

You might be asking..Why??

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Dec
18th
2013

Peachment Day is coming... · 8:23am Dec 18th, 2013

Beware, ye who enter here, for there be PEACHES!

Inspired by a pointless little fic name from Obs's latest site blog. Twilight Eats Peaches.
Naturally, we all are challenged with making a peachy story for the mods to soak up juicily

I've just submitted mine, called Peach-Pocalypse.

Expect it to arrive tomorrow! Unless the mods are ever gracious and grant Peachment Day an early drop!

You have been warned. The Peachpocalypse is upon us all.

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Dec
18th
2013

Second Chapter up! And other Commandos business! · 4:54am Dec 18th, 2013

Hey there, how we doin?

Good, Good. Hey, did you notice that one story I'm in the process of? Yeah That one!

Well, I've run into a small issue, and I need your opinions!
So first and foremost, y'all need a background of Psychonauts and need to know the main antagonists of the storyline.

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Dec
5th
2013

New Story Out Soon! · 2:22am Dec 5th, 2013

I've been working on writing final papers for classes to save my ass and I'd rather write the new story I thought of a day ago. I've completed the first chapter, and I'll drop a hint:

It's a crossover based off that one obscure PS2 game dealing with dreams and magic. you know the one. Hah, expected a name?

I'll let y'all figure it out, but keep them eyes open for Dreamscape Commandos when it passes moderation. Its also my first story with actual focus on an OC

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Nov
21st
2013

MLPFriendshipIsMagic dA Group Literary Juror Search · 12:33pm Nov 21st, 2013

Heya! Dash here,
I help judge artwork for this group on deviantart, and we're desperately searching for literary jurors to help ease the inbox of its 50 or so fics we see every few days.

Here's a link to the journal: Literary Jurors CLICK HERE!

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Oct
22nd
2013

IT'S A MAREACLE! Also, 600+ views on T-T-T-Tia! · 7:38pm Oct 22nd, 2013

So I was leaving for class today and just down the road...

I FOUND MY KEYS! WOO!

They were totally just sitting next to the sewage drain at the end of my road! That shouldn't be possible, but I think I believe in Celestia now, for 'tis truly a MIRACLE!

On an unrelated side note,

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Oct
22nd
2013

And the Darwin Award goes to... · 2:33pm Oct 22nd, 2013

ME!
cause guess who took the trash bins out and didnt realize they dropped their ONLY SET OF CAR KEYS into them until AFTER they were emptied? ME!

So because I was a tired fucker, I no longer have any means of accessing my vehicle or turning it on. GG Dash! stranded at home, gonna get fired and prolly drop out of classes now that I can't go to either! WOO!

Idiocy Supreme! All hail King Dumbass!

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Oct
21st
2013

Thank you, everyone for the love on T-T-T-Tia! · 12:11am Oct 21st, 2013

What can i say? I wrote some tiny little humor piece, and it's brought me more good reviews than I could have expected. Thank you to each person who faved it, and a special thanks to my new followers!

Well, You've come this far, so why not check out my feature spot on Las Pegasus Tribune: FEATURED!

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