I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

umm... yay?

I'm just a guy. Who likes ponies. And fan fiction. Why not both?

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.

We didn't start the fire.

“Life is what we make of it. Travel is the traveler. What we see isn't what we see but what we are.”

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I'm more of an artist than a writer so any helpful critisim is wonderful!

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

One of the few Bronies in the Army, I decided to try my hand at writing down my ideas. It's been over 4 years now, and I found that I enjoy this.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

irresistible

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

Once more unto the breach, chaps.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I write for my own amusement. I get into shenanigans. I'm open to talk to. Drop a line. Say Hi. Yell at me. Cry on my shoulder. I just really like mail, ok? *Floats away* I can do that because pegasus

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I type stories using my hands

A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

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I would be panicking if I was on a sinking boat, Sweetie's got the right idea. Being here is probably a misclick, but feel free to stay a while!

The Original silly brony limey

Live on a farm and occasionally attempt to write. That and spin fire >.>

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I made this account to keep tabs on my favorite stories. Then I decided to write one. What was I thinking?