Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Are you a Rebel?

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.