I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
Favorite Quote: Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed. -- Red Smith & Paul Gallico
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.