I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Flip a coin, take a chance, it doesn't really matter. We're all living in a house of cards, just waiting for it all to fall.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

They say misery loves company. Not quite. I love Misery's company.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

A simple writer with complicated taste.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I love My Little Pony. Rainbow Dash is my gal. Anypony who wants to say hello, feel free to.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

I can't believe this place is still alive. Good work everyone.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

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The One Who Writes. Intermittently, Without Fail.

Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)

I write novels about crime, fantasy, and the supernatural. Sometimes, I write about ponies... is for fun!

" The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." (Mark Venturini)

Hyper futas are amazing. Same with prehensile cocks, tailmouth/maws, and no balls.

I'm a chick who likes ponies, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and the Legend of Zelda.