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Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

"The 'earth' without 'art' is just 'eh'."

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Account closed for the foreseeable future.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Purveyor of substandard horse-words since 2012. [they/them]

I'm a good brony.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

i'm a brony who just wants to have fun, and make stuff people can enjoy

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Blah. I'll do this later.

I'm a closet brony... I mean, if thats ok.

A fellow traveler...

I type stories using my hands

I am 14 years old and I write fanfic to contribute to the fandom. :)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Just getting started on this site, hope to make stories people will remember. 18 years old, and I love to write.

damn dirty dog

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