I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

Crème de la meme

Has a strange liking to writing solely about their OC.

I can come up with great ideas with stories an i seen all their episodes. I even can make their adventures more exciting.

I enjoy reading and writing cute ponies. If my works brighten up your day, even better.

It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!