Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Not a changeling.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

It's fanfiction all the way down.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Deadhorse.

time is a crime

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Music ponies are best ponies.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5