Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs
"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13
An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.
Brony and fanfic writer. Part time college instructor, full time grad student
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.