I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.

I make erotic games and animations online for free! Check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/kajio Thanks!

"You think you know me..."

Poor by Overflow

[center]Bye guys[/center]

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Purveyor of substandard horse-words since 2012. [they/them]

I'm something of a Hermit.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

O.F.P.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫