I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.
Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!
The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here