moved to @canonkiller

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

To Infect and Corrupt

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I really need an actual a better avatar.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Joint account managed by Loyal and Grand Moff Pony

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

None

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

U-um... I like ponies...

Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

A star drifting through the cosmos.

No.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Retired, but I still check in.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.