these green question mark man fucking princess celestia stories make me want to turn off the mature filter and possibly cancel my internet service

but that would make it hard for me to find perverted stuff i do like

ugh

The whole 'douchebag villain human in Equestria' thing was totally played out after the first ten words of Malideus. What an obnoxious bandwagon.

Dude, who wants to read a little bit of the shit that I've written for my next story? Probably nobody, but I'm on a roll so fuck it. If you're observant you'll probably figure out something that's an important aspect of the story.

The room was a veritable mess.

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So I'm going to get off my arse and do some actual writing tonight, and probably tomorrow too. I'm just so damn lazy and can never really drive myself to do things, but I'm going to try to change that a bit. We'll see what I can thump out and if I can knock out something that'll pass off as a story or even just a chapter of something I've already been planning to pen I'll stick it up on here and wait for folks to knock me down a peg for being terrible.

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I've noticed that there's a lot of really saccharine pony-adopting-human stories going around, which is kind of cool I guess. But like, why hasn't anyone sort of taken the piss out of that sort of thing and written a really, really inappropriate sort of version of that?

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Expect to see the prologue for this soon, as I've already planned out the first three or four chapters that lead into the meat of the story. The description is blanked out because MYSTERY. The character tags probably contribute to that.

There'll probably be a bit of asshole Twilight Sparkle and momma bear Berry Punch, to give you a vague hint about the first few chapters.

So lately I haven't been writing anything at all lately. This is probably due to me not being a writer in any sense of the word, but I actually do have something interesting stuck in my mind (or two things; it really depends on whether I decide to put the secondary idea on the backburner for a bit).

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Excuse the awful joke title of this blog.

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