Aspiring author and artist from Africa. (Patreon!)

More of an Equestria Enthusiast but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

I'm Canadian!

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Avid reader of pony words. Twidash connoisseur. Recently started pony word smithing.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

pegasister and new writer. Would like to be a tree

Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.

Clinically diagnosed with SciSet Brainworms

writing stories to improve my creative writing

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"You think you know me..."

A writer and musician trying to be decent at both things. Here, you'll find some of my attempts at storytelling!

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Forget not that I am a derp.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Everything is awesome!

A lady in her 30s who likes to write. Like my works? Feel free to donate to my Ko-Fi account.

A Warning to Others

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.

Horrifically Fun

You're a lot stronger than you think you are. Trust me.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

Sure could go for an ice cold racial equality right about now.

Music ponies are best ponies.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.