Princess Luna has run out of milk for her breakfast, but that's nothing a quick trip to the grocery store couldn't fix, right? Everything is not as it appears to be, as Luna soon finds out. Who are these ponies? Why do they behave so oddly? Why can't she just eat a simple breakfast? This story explores traits central to every pony's being.

Cover image by Raikoh-illust: http://raikoh-illust.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Luna-264629770

Somehow (super powers that aren't magic) Q managed to drag Jean-Luc Picard through a temporal distortion into the magical land of Equestria. Meanwhile, Discord somehow (super powers that are magic) escaped his stone prison, indisposed Celestia and Luna (big surprise) and banished Twilight. This is hers, his, his, and his, story of meetings, trust, redemption, and success (but who's?). Of course, I'm just making this story up as I go. New description to follow, maybe.

We've all seen humans learning about ponies, at nausea. But what about if a pony (or eight) have to learn about humans? Enter Dr. Alexander Dagenhart, an Anthropologist. Though, just call him Alex. How hard could it be?

AN: This was just an idea that was in my head for a while. Although really, it's just me dicking around. And in no way shape or form is this trying to rip off "Anthropology". Don't take it too seriously please. Also, I tried doing my best with the history I know without having to consult a textbook.

PS: Seriously? Still no "Normal" tag?

Twilight and her friends need a vacation, so Celestia suggests her private island as she's not using it, This is the story as seen by Twilight of about thirty six hours on this island. There's no plot (of any kind) and no real direction; they're just getting some well deserved relaxation. (This was a February Write off submission)

UPDATE: The arguments made are outdated. I won't delete this story, but I don't recommend reading it if you expect a good story. It's totally not.

Dear Princess Celestia.......
There's a method of therapy where when you're mad at someone, you write them a letter, then shred it. Twilight loves her mentor, but something got her thinking about Celestia and all the bad she's done. This isn't the story of how that happened, this is the letter she writes.

Author's Note: AH HA! It passed moderation. Thank Luna. You see, I didn't want to write it like this; it was supposed to by MY letter to Celestia. It was my feelings on a few things I didn't like about our beloved princess. I still love her of course but I just needed to vent.

Twilight searches Pinkie's room for signs of where her friend is. Instead, she finds a couple of mysterious bottles with a dark liquid in them. Her scientific curiosity gets the better of her and decides to try it. Just a sip... for SCIENCE! What could happen? Famous last words.