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A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

RP writer and Spacebattles

A Dead Account

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

If I've entertained just one person, I've done my part.

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

I have returned.

Just an average writer of fanfics. My archenemy: Procrastination.

I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Done.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Austria #1

No longer relevant.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

Too much to write; too little time

I write things.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.