I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.

World's Sexiest Fanfic Writer, Self-Proclaimed

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Not much to say really, I write stories for the Brony Nation and the Pegasister Alliance that's all I do really.

I do stuff. What sort of stuff has yet to be determined.

Maker of mods for Dwarf Fortress and Paradox games. Currently making a Crusader Kings mod. Support my modding activities.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

just your average recreational hallucinagen user

Classified

I'm a dude who likes ponies and war stories.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.