Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

My name is Vetnern and I write stories!

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

I really like pie. Pie and ponies.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

A Twi Dash fan...

Damn, I wish I could read.