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Sir Mediocre


If nobody is telling the story you want to read, then you have to tell it yourself.

Dec
6th
2022

Chapter 13 Nearing Completion · 12:37am Dec 6th, 2022

I promise that I don't intend for these to take me a minimum of 6 months at the outset.

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Aug
30th
2022

A Note On World Building · 12:41pm Aug 30th, 2022

More accurately, a note on world crumbling.

Today, I altered a few portions of To Bellenast's Chapter 3 and 5; this is not unusual for me, as I occasionally must refer to certain events when writing new chapters.

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Jun
24th
2022

New Chapter Up! · 11:31pm Jun 24th, 2022

Oof. That took way longer than I wanted.

I set a deadline for myself a few weeks ago, and that deadline was today, June 24th, Crystal Dew's birthday. Happy birthday, little apocalypse horse!

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Apr
4th
2022

An Update... · 9:52am Apr 4th, 2022

... and a change, inevitable as life.

Before I explain that, first, here's another excerpt from Chapter 12 of To Bellenast. I promise, I won't paste the entire chapter in blogs; I write long chapters. Sue me.


“Familiarity breeds comfort, so they say… though I reckon a fire helps more on that front. Where you from, girlie?”

“Neighvarro, for most of my life, but the mountains way east of here, more recently. Near the Celestial Coast.”

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Dec
29th
2021

A Prelude... · 10:18pm Dec 29th, 2021

... of things to come.
Without further ado:

A smattering of seconds, or perhaps several minutes, later, a fluffy, ash-colored figure appeared, and a haze of pink covered me, and the rushing in my ears faded enough for words to come through.

“Careful! She might be concussed.”

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Dec
19th
2020

On Voices · 4:58am Dec 19th, 2020

This has nothing to do with narrative voice, though I could talk about that for hours if I really wanted to.

No, this is inspired purely by the happenstance of my listening to a cover, by SquigglyDigg, of a song from Sonic Adventure 2, Crush 40's Live and Learn. Video here:

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Jun
25th
2020

Happy Birthday! · 5:22am Jun 25th, 2020

... to Crystal Dew, the little blue star of this pony show. Granted, I might finish typing this after midnight, so for clarity, her birthday is June 24th, or whatever your head-canon equivalent of that period of the year may be. I use our months because it's easy to interpret and, for narrative purposes, is interchangeable with whatever made-up names or conventions I might have chosen if I were so inclined. Midsummer or thereabouts.

Caution: Spoilers ahead for To Bellenast.

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Mar
30th
2020

I'm Not Just Bad: I'm Terribad · 1:32am Mar 30th, 2020

To use one of Shortskirtsandexplosions's words, though he may not have been the first to use it.

I'm talking about pacing, if the pattern wasn't obvious.

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Dec
16th
2019

I Am Bad At Pacing · 12:22am Dec 16th, 2019

Let it be known.

Let it be known, as well, that this is actually the fastest progress I've made on To Bellenast thus far... and it's the shortest chapter, and it's barely under 10K words.

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Jul
17th
2019

50 Years Ago Today, The Saturn V Rocket Carried Mankind to the Moon and Back Again · 4:17am Jul 17th, 2019

... okay, so, technically, the whole rocket didn't take Neil, Buzz, and Mike all the way back to Earth.

That was the Lunar Ascent Module, and then the Command Module.

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