Won't post stories anytime soon.

hello brones and pegasesisters i'm lance a lightle gold, brown rufled mane and tail unicon glad to be here

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Retired/Out-of-Retirement Author

Just A Mere Aspirant To Become An OverLord And Fic Writer And A Video Game Creator.

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

Seriously, you all should be ashmed of yourselves (me too). Fucking lies here and there. Talk sweet in the site but then in irl you maybe all be fat, creepy fucks that don't know the feeling of sunshi

I am Bishop Havel, servant of Sunlord Gwynn and Protector of Anor Londo. I also may or may not be an aspiring Fimfiction writer who is nagged to this site.

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. ~Unknown

What's my age again?

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I'm very interested in diseases. I generally write about death and devastation, but I still maintain a decent variety of stories. I'm most proud of Pandemic and I'm Coming For You.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

I've seen many things on this site throughout these past couple of years. I can honestly say that I'm glad to have come across it since. My interests vary widely across this site.

Kill me.

My name is Neon Party. I come from the My Little Pony Universe, and I live in a town called Stalia.

We're born by the Faith, made men by the Faith and inevitably our nature is undone, by the Faith.

I am Thou, Thou art I.

I will follow you all

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

male

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?