Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

A Warning to Others

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

An alt for porn commissions.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Raging inhibitionist.

Guess whose back?!

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

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Too much to write; too little time

I am never serious.

Alt. Account for TheGentlemanCreeper where porn will be posted. Yay!

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

No.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

MLPG Write-man Relic

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I can finally see...but not for long

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.