Life is a party. It just needs a proper host to guide it. And in Pinkie Pie's eyes, she's the best chance Equestria's got. But like all aspiring world conquerors, she has an enemy ready to fight her at every turn: Rainbow Dash. Relive the events of the show and see the secret war between Rainbow Dash and her enemy.

To her friends, she's Pinkie Pie. To Equestria, she will be The Host. But to Rainbow, she's just "The Eggmare."

Inspired by the Eggman PMV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHS_Ma3cbr4
Cover image commission made by Opal Ice. http://opalice.weebly.com/index.html
Made to mark the sixth anniversary of my entry into fanfiction.

Note! If someone is crazy enough to make an Eggmare tumblr, please contact me so that I may work with you and make the tumblr in continuity with the story.