The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Death God

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I'm a random girl who loves ponies while looking for something to do with her life.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

We grow 'em big!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Will fill out later.