"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

left on read.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Brony and fanfic writer. Part time college instructor, full time grad student

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

space is a waste

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I'm just your average extremely muscular fan of Friendship is Magic. I watch the show and read the fanfiction whenever I'm not lifting weights.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.