Just a ship drifting of the Coast of Equestria, I blame the human for putting me here with these dreadful colored creatures.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.
The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P
When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." - Terry Pratchett
All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.
Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.