“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

God, I'm so sorry.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Just an average dude, writing some fanfiction. A gamer to the end and an avid writer of fiction from original stories to what this site specializes in.