Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!
"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o
I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.
A low-key horse dork who likes making horsewords not about horses. Apologies in advance for the terribly irregular updates.
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
When I get in the writing mood, I'll fill this out. In the meantime, nope.
I am a BIG Rarity fan. I am also one of the biggest Gamers you will ever meet. My favorite MLP FIM episode is a tie between A Friend In Deed and A Dog and Pony Show.
Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.
Navy Vet working IT, I usually write about whatever inspires me.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!