Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Massive nerd brony with enough of a screwed up mind to create stories.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

I like Fluttershy. I like the advancement of technology. That is all. I am always open to comments or feedback. Just shoot me an email. I can almost guarantee a response.

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Though I'm not new when it comes to writing fanfiction, I know I'm far from perfect. Hopefully as I try my hand at writing the many MLP fics I have in my head, I'll get much better at it.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Words are to me as gold is to a dragon.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?