I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

I am the Boogeyman, punisher of naughty children and the older brother of Krampus. FEAR ME!

Where you find the crossovers no one expects! (I hope)

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Name: Jordan

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

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Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

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