I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

I'm a guy. I like My Little Pony. I don't like to talk about myself. Let's leave it at that.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Abacadooby.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

We grow 'em big!

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

Writer. What else do you need to know?