Goal is at least 1500, but this might be closer to 2000 when I'm done with it.

Just because you're writing a short chapter on some shitty writing.com interactive doesn't mean you should lower your standards. Always use grammar. Always spellcheck. Always search thesaurus after thesaurus for the exact right word. Otherwise, you'll fail as hard as I am now.

Just so y'all know. So look out for that.

I went ahead and expanded some of the scenes in chapter 1, and changed the ending a bit. Just a notice for anyone who cares.

The one and only BGN has allowed me to use his picture as cover art for Statuesque, proving once again that he's one of the chillest dudes in the fandom. Also, I changed Mr. Doran into a canon character, since I know how OC's can trigger people.

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... And then I logged on and noticed my latest stories box looked strange, so I spent 10 minutes trying to fix it, searching for help, and preparing to send a message to knighty... When I realized I didn't have the mature content setting on.
Whoops.

I've got a couple stories that I'm working on intermittently. Whether they ever reach the light of day remains to be seen.

The Clothes Make the Stallion - Shining Armor plays dress up with magical clothing. Transformation happens.
Statuesque - Flash Sentry drinks a potion that promises to mold his body in the shape of a classical sculpture. It's more literal than he thought. Muscle growth, cock growth, bishie-to-bara, and petrification.

What if the reason I can't write is because some sort of evil presence has touched me and is drawing me into its dark clutches, Alan Wake style? I do live near a lake... Oh my. Better leave the lights on.

SILENT PONY: FATNESS IS CREEPY

So I'm playing the vidya
Like I do

And I go into this door

Then there was fog everywhere and a guy with a pistol
And a dude with a big knife walked up and cut his head off

Then I remembered I'm playing Silent Hill and should stop worrying

But then later on I go on the computer to look at porn
Like I do
Then there was fat ponies everywhere and my dick got really hard
And I ended up jerking off to a big jiggly plot

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I am leaving the site.
I like skinny mares with good hygiene.
I came in like a wrecking ball.
I never hit so hard in love.
I am secretly someone else.
I am secretly something else.
I am a woman.
I am hot for teacher.
I am a Hare Krishna.
I am imaginary.
I am underage b8
I am not underage b8
I am a dolphin who learned to type.
I am a pony.
I am a meme.

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