Comedic April Fools Blog

I am leaving the site.
I like skinny mares with good hygiene.
I came in like a wrecking ball.
I never hit so hard in love.
I am secretly someone else.
I am secretly something else.
I am a woman.
I am hot for teacher.
I am a Hare Krishna.
I am imaginary.
I am underage b8
I am not underage b8
I am a dolphin who learned to type.
I am a pony.
I am a meme.
I am a forced meme.
I am an FBI agent.
I am 'Murrican.
I am not 'Murrican.
I have no genitals.
I... I don't know what to do for April Fools day! I can't write a story and have it approved that quickly! I can't even think of a good joke for this blog post! I'm a failure! I guess this is it... Goodbye, guys. It's been great. Big thank you to all my fans, but I just can't keep doing this.

Nah, I'm not giving you bastards the satisfaction.
Maybe I'll write a story. Maybe I'll conclude Fattyville, since I still get a message every once in a while about "WHEN R U GON FNINISH FATYVLLE?!?!!"
and I have to reply, "Sometime, later, never, I dunno! I'm sorry!".
Or, more likely, I'll come up with an idea, try writing it, look up a picture for reference, jerk off to it, lose interest in what I'm writing, and go play Red Dead Redemption or something. I dunno. But I'm not dead, obviously, or I wouldn't have made this blog.
Signing off, this is greydoran, wishing you lady-like luck tonight.