Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Gone, gone, gone...

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Dead as a doornail since 2014

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Retired, but I still check in.

A simple brony who loves writing and one day hopes to make a career of it. Loves anime, MLP, reading and Writing. Loves making new friends as well, if anyone wants to add me to Skype just contact me.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Big Mac is Watching

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

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Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Occasionally I write horsey things.

The man without a plan.

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Starlight Glimmer is best pony!

8000 soldiers!