Attention: The following announcement has been made in order to notify the reader of a possible update to Bad Company Royal Guard. There are no promises, only a chance that is pretty likely. Good day.

Attention puny American's and supreme soviets, I am moving Arby 'n' the Chief to Colorado Jay's account.

Everyone, this is USMC517, Marine Corp. Raider has asked me to blog this. He will be back when he get's his internet back, he was in a very sticky situation and had to get away. He should be back sometime within this time and next week.

Hello everybody, sadly life has caught up to me, and am unable to continue any incomplete stories at the time. So my apologies, but duty calls.

Say hello to a new fan fiction that no one has successfully accomplished. Well at least to my understanding.
I will be working with other author's to write this piece. Say without a further a do...... say hello to Gamer poop: Equestria

Damnit MANS1AY3R, Equestria's been trolled

Sorry for the long time it's taken to get the next chapter out, but it will come soon.

DJ Not nice, back from the Dry Cleaners
(Awww Shit)
Bucka Bucka Ali, big Equestrian rapper
We 'da realeast changlings left in the game
You no never here shit like 'dis
We bring the bitches to the yard for barbecue roll's
Oh hello, remember me?
Number one Queen, dead Changling
Now I'm a ghost
That's all folks
No more filies in bed with me
I take train to Payongyongyang and
I fall asleep and die from gays

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Oh hello!
It's me, DJ Not Nice.
You know, there's been a little tragedy in the hive, man
Come help us out now...

There's a invasion
If you don't believe me then go see on the news
Now we're all dying
Oh no
Where did i put my little Ponémon tube?
And we're all staving
Give us love
We need to buy a little hot sour soup
We need some crops
And roll
A little rice and noodle with care

Listen bitch-ass pony
Suck a judo dildo

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Vehicular manslaughter