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Master-Chief


I hadz 2 use n0rmal 3nglish. Fimiction dos n0t noe wat strugl3s I goes thr0ugh :(((((

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Feb
27th
2013

Charlie wins over The hive Ft. Dj Not Nice · 10:02pm Feb 27th, 2013

Oh hello!
It's me, DJ Not Nice.
You know, there's been a little tragedy in the hive, man
Come help us out now...

There's a invasion
If you don't believe me then go see on the news
Now we're all dying
Oh no
Where did i put my little Ponémon tube?
And we're all staving
Give us love
We need to buy a little hot sour soup
We need some crops
And roll
A little rice and noodle with care

Listen bitch-ass pony
Suck a judo dildo
And I have a yellow belt in tae-kong-fu
I know you think you're big
But you're Bucking with changling's
So tell Celestia we're not afraid of you

Tell Celestia "Buck-a You!"
(Do the wave, everypony! Do the wave! Everypony do the wave!)
Tell Celestia "Buck-a You!"
(Put your hooves up! Put your hooves up in the air! Take off your underwear!)
Tell Celesti---
OH HELLO CHARLIE!
(Winning, duh, winning, duh)
Adonis DNA and manticore blood in you
(Winning, duh)
You have no job so
Come on over
Come help us clean off all this blood and poo
Tell The Situation
Forget the fucking Haytians
Stop the bucking blood with all your grease and goo
Come over for vacation
Enjoy the new generation
Don't worry, the hive doesn't have any griffion's

Tell Celestia "Buck-a you!"
(Woo! Yeah! Buck you, Celestia! Buck-a you! Buck you!)
Tell Celestia "Buck-a you!"
(Ooh, radiation, very nice. Hey, is it hot in here? Umm does this feel like a bump to you?)
Tell Celestia "Buck-a you!"

Tonight, I die alone
Celestia take my home
You have ten bits? Let me have it!
Send it over from your mail!
Griffion soldiers are taking over!
"We've come to help you"
Suck my boner!
I no trust you!
"Why not? Buck you!"
Buck me? Buck you!
"I'm gonna cut you!"
I cut you like Flying chicken!
"Buck you bitch, get in the kitchen!"
I'm in the kitchen!
"Oh, then whip me up some hay and wash the dishes!"
Oh hello Ember Beard!
Don't just eat your toffee
The hive needs the love more than you do!
Tell Celestia "Buck-a you!"
(I'm a little pony! I'm a-I'm a little pony!
Pony power pony power super magic pony power)
Tell Celestia "Buck-a you!"
(Gimme love we need love everypony give us love
I am ninja ninja pony Buck you steroids dude)
Tell Celestia "Buck-a you!"
(What the changlings need right now is some tiger blood and 7 gram rocks!
Duh, winning!
I would be fine out there in the hive, I'm super bucking stallion!
They're losing, I'm....WINNING, duh!
How about if I come out there, cover all you changlings in my manticore sperm
Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning.
Winning, duh, Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning.
Duh! Forget the hive, the hive is gone, nopony cares, it's Sterling Steedly!
Duh, winning.
Did I ask my father what to do about the hive? No. duh!
I'm a grown stallion! Hello? Duh, winning. Winning. Duh!
I don't need to hear what my father says. Duh, winning!
I'm 45 years old, duh...)

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