Grab your right nut, make your left one jealous.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Leave comments on my stories, and I'll respond! Or check the discord chat https://discord.gg/ndDMD3Y

I'm a thirty something truck driver who lives in the San Antonio area. I'm a big time brony and a fan of Rarity. I hope you all enjoy my stories.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Just your average artist and writer.

Aspiring Actor, Writer and Director. 100% Brony. I will love you all, as long as you treat me as you'd like to be treated.

Your seductively sweet, marshmallow maremoiselle.

I read it for the Plot.

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Hey there. I am a writer on /mlp/'s Fingerbang threads. I am here to get comments and critiques and to eventually become a better writer in general.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Hi i used to be fluttersight but because of a stupid situation i had to make a new profile

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write stuff, hopefully you like. End-goal is a happy reader! Not muchuva bio, but it'll do, yeah?

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

PARTY CENTRAL, HORSES!!!

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Like my stories? Don't worry, more's coming. Don't like my stories? Eh, who needs ya?

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Too much to write; too little time

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Your soul shall be mine...

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.