I'm alive :tm:

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Slap on a party, pull up a hat and join the chair! It's fan-fiction time!

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

Hello everypony,this is your friendly every day earth pony. I run a general store outside of Ponyville's orchards,and ill happily help any pony in need

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.