Alright ye landlubbers, the date is set! Ye will be seein' a bleedin' update this Friday, the 29th!

Why?

'Cause Pinkie Pirate sez so! That be why! If ye want to argue, the line starts right in front o' this here party canon!

Oh, ye don't like me policies? Would ye settle fer a song instead? Magniferrific! I mean... YARR! I shall now sing ye the song of me people!

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As much as I hate to do it, I'm going to have to delay it until Monday afternoon.

I know I promised you guys an update today, and I tried (I really did). Work, though, has made that all but impossible. Not without rushing and giving up the already-minute quality I try to preserve in my writing. I'll admit it... I got a little over-ambitious with that last announcement.

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I'll just get right to it...

I'm really, really, really, REALLY sorry, you guys.

As anyone whose written a story on this site knows, that blasted "Publish" button is immediately beside its more often used cousin, the "Edit" button.

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I am utterly flabbergasted.

I've never gotten 1,000+ views in one day before. Nor so many faves, thumbs, and comments.

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((Disclaimer: The following blog post contains several 300/Spartan themed jokes/puns, because the author has absolutely no shame. No shame whatsoever.))

"I did not wish tribute. Nor song. Nor monuments, nor poems of war and valor. My wish was simple: Read my story, I said to you. That was my hope..."

So, I logged on today to peruse through some fictions, perhaps even write a few more words of the upcoming chapter... when something caught my eye.

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Soooo... yeah.

Apparently making the Featured box for even just half a day is more of a boost than I ever would have expected. I'd like to formally welcome the... 30? Really? Uhhh, wow... 30 new readers who favorited the story over the last 2-ish days.

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It was a beautiful morning. Celestia's sun painted the sky in vibrant hues of orange, pink, and purple. Which was weird, since the sun had been up for hours.

Huh... I thought, as I eyed the bottle of disinfectant alcohol in my free hand, That's probably not good.

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Avengers.

So... uhhhh... yeah. I'm going to have to push that release date for the new chapter back to Monday, May 7th guys.

Really sorry! But, in all fairness... Avengers! Biggest movie of the summer! I mean... come on! I've been looking forward to this movie for years! You'll all forgive me just this once, right!?

Im not a bad person! I swear this is the last time!

...

AVENGERS

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Once again comes the time when I make a grand declaration of my intended release date for the next chapter.

I am officially aiming for May, 4th (this Friday).

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The door to the office burst open with a loud bang, utterly shattering both its wooden structure and the sweet, sweet silence that had reigned within for the briefest moment.

"Invictus... how did you get in here? Again...?" Princess Luna turned her plush office chair to face me from across her overly elaborate wooden desk.

"Travesty!" I screeched indignantly, holding up a crumpled mess of papers in my hand, then throwing the lot unto her desk.

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