Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.
Just a random Brony writing some of the most unappreciative stories. Like Gears of War, Darkness(soon), and other things.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
my goal is not be the best, but to enjoy what I do and to cause a few smiles along the way. Also I am a lurker, I could by on your profile page as you read this. *spooky noises*
Nothing to see here. Move along to the "Stories" section, please.
This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.
'tis not a winking chicken. 'tis what ye, mortals, call 'owl'.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Writer who loves world building and universe exploring. Discord: Magister Artemis Tao#7048