Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!
I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.
Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3
"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"
I love music, I love playing music, and I love certain aspects of life.
Message me if you would like to talk with me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can
I force my awful fetishes onto innocent pretty ponies, through the medium of clop fiction. Don't worry, they love it. Life is good.
What, you haven't heard of me? I get that a lot, don't worry.
If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?
Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants
"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father
I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.
the legitimacy of the grass root workers will never be questioned. the quality... ALWAYS... but the legitimacy. never.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Brony, Whovian, gamer, writer, reviewer, riffer, have a beard... I guess that's pretty much it.
When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
Chelis' Editor in Chief, and a Horse News writer on the side. I like animu, apparently. Send help.
The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.