"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

I hate people.

May the floss be with you.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

on the run for writing related crimes

[shitposting loudly]

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

I love music, I love playing music, and I love certain aspects of life.

If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

“PISS OFF ALY WHAT ARE YOU GRAMMAR KID DEFENDER OF AMERICAN ENGLISH????”

Heehee~

Fate fell short

I force my awful fetishes onto innocent pretty ponies, through the medium of clop fiction. Don't worry, they love it. Life is good.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Shut up. Just write.