I like ponies.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

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SCIENCE!

Not much to say. I don't matter much. I'm just here for the stories :)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Let's heat this up, because writing always gets me worked up, and in an awesome way!

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

I deal with the sad, dark and grim fics. Sorry guys, no happiness here.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

"He's not a geek, he's a geek with combat skills. That's why the ladies love him." -Flashpoint

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

Surprise!

I love writing, but I'm seldom content with what I write.