Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
All you need to know about me is that I read way too much fan fiction. Also, this site needs more Derpy x Crackle.
In the grim future of Equestria, there is only WAR.
Nothing much to tell, just someone who enjoys writing almost as much as reading.
Just a big Man who's got a passion for Dragons. Don't gimme any Wyvern talk!
Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!! ARGLUBAH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! MYY EYEEEES!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGURGLERRRR ...in other words, I write stories.
An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"