Approximately one year ago (I can't remember the exact date), I was a bored college student who studied writing and hated fanfiction. Feeling depressed, I went to my usual place for that sort of thing: I headed to 4chan's /b/ board to see what they were up to. While there, I saw a thread full of people posting images from this new "My Little Pony" show. I thought to myself, "There is no way these people are fucking serious." I read the entire thread and chuckled at the pony gore a few people

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SO HERE YOU GO

It's a Tumblr of random moments from the pre-reader IRC. We're not that scary, really.

...Except when they start talking about clop. That's scary for me. I blame them for my continuing alcoholism.

THIS CADENCE IS AMAZING
GIVE HER A LICK
SHE TASTES JUST LIKE MANLINESS

Don't matter!

*goes back to writing fanfiction*

Something to do with Derpy trying out for some sports, or focusing on the misadventures of that poor guard Eagle Eye. I'm not sure which.

I've come to the realization that I have been hinting and teasing at the genre I truly want to write, and you, the fans who have patiently sat through this period of exploration as I came to terms with who I am as a writer, deserve the genre I realize I was born to write.

Look forward to clop, my good bronies. Filthy, filthy clop, featuring Crackle and Derpy getting it on right in front of Dinky.

Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this to happen: Distorted Perspective got a piece of fanart. Thanks to stileelits for this!

If you liked Interference, I've written a related story detailing what happened to Celestia before Twilight was tricked into going to Canterlot. Check it out if you like. It's in something of the same style, although one of my editors has described it as the "tactical nuke version" of Interference.

Distorted Perspective

The "prequel" to Intereference is currently exactly one word longer than the original story.

I swear I didn't plan this.

(Note: this word count will probably change as I have others look at this and revise, but I thought this was amusing.)

...Will be a long time coming! I'm on deadline for several non-pony writing projects, and a few of those help me put food in my mouth, so... yeah. No ponies from me for a while.

However, to pacify all 3 of my diehard fans, here some ponyfic ideas I have floating in my head, in no particular order:

1. A crossover with Valkyria Chronicles. I have done an insane amount of outlining (for me, which means I did some) for this. Also it would include Twilestia, because it's me.

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