Happy to be back

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

A pleasure robot from the future. Was programmed with a giantess fetish.

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

I like mares and stories about mares.

"My brush is finer than my sword." | Christian, artist, writer...above all, crazy.

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

Weaver of stories of action, drama, love, sex and a loyal knight of the Sunset Empire! Hail to the phoenix empress! Sunlight & Sundagio are # 1

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Let's give this writing thing a go...

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Konnichiwa, nakama no sakka! Ganbarou!

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

I am the lucid dream

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

beak enthusiast

I write macrophillia stories.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

If you like Smolder and Gallus, with a bit of Ocellus, then there's definitely someone better at it, i should be your 5th or 8th option.

Apparently I had this account for 6 years and never realized it. Well, let's make some use out of it. I've got some fanfiction backstock I've accumulated over the years.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.