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If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

Are you not entertained?

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Vizit meh on teh web! Drax99.deviantart.com

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I am an pretty filly.

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...

space is a waste

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just a ghostwriter.