Seven Seals, Seven Rings, Seven Thrones for the fallen god

Retired military, retired gunsmith, tired cynic.

There may be reason and there may be logic, but much like Pinky, I have yet to find them. Although, unlike Pinky, I have yet to find the 4th wall, as well as the. . . (tangentel nonsenical thoughts)

"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!

Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

You know how much I sacrificed?

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

These are words. They are written. They are readable... to some people and not... some others.

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Hiiiiiii.....

Hellow, my name its Maria, im from Chile and i really love this web, keep the good work guys! love ya all :)

- No Bio Possible -

Fighting against the things that go Bump in the night.

Odds are I'm going to regret what I say, cuz I'mma huge idiot.

Fighting Dyslexia one misspelled word at a time! (and failing less and less as I go)

Abacadooby.

Because no one expects the Chimicherrychonga to attack.

I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

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Not much to say really, I write stories for the Brony Nation and the Pegasister Alliance that's all I do really.

Apparently I am of questionable sanity

That one guy who watches other guys write stories about extra dimensional sapient ponies.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I am a professional street nigga with a heart of kush. Honestly I kinda hate ponies, but I love 40k crossovers, if I do anything else you should know what to expect.

I'm 24 year old pegasister and an Mechanical Engineering student at SIUE.