So a draconequus walks into a bar and asks a sentient AI "why the no face?" That's sort of what this is like.

So I was in a chat room and we somehow got started talking about how much GLaDOS had in common with Discord (actually not a whole lot) so I was inspired to attempt a crack fic with them in a love/hate relationship. This is that attempt. Celestia help us all.

And yes I'm still doing Begotten, just haven't really been in the mood lately.

If there's one thing that Discord cherished as a child, it was his friendship with the princesses. But as time goes on, Discord's relationship with the one he holds the most dear will be strained, as he goes on a path of self discovery that tempts him with his own chaotic power.

ATTENTION: To the like.. 19 people who have read it so far, Chapter Three has undergone some rather large tweaks. I feel as though this way it is largely more coherent, a little less ridiculous, flows a tad better, and leads into the next chapter on a much more epic note. So yeah, you may want to re-read it.