Huh, a blog post. Never done one of these for an actual reason before.

Well, since I don't trust myself any farther then I can throw myself and I can't promise myself I'll be able to constantly keep updating Trauma Team: Equestrian Chronicles in between work, social life, and generally sucking at both of those, I figured I'd direct your attention towards someone much more deserving of your time and views.

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DEAR CITIZEN,

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RECENT PROMOTION TO RED CLEARANCE. THE COMPUTER HAS SEEN FIT TO MOVE YOU FROM THE INFRARED BUNKS INTO NEW, IMPROVED RED BUNKS. ALL HAIL THE COMPUTER AND HER GENEROSITY. FAILURE TO APPRECIATE HER GENEROSITY IS TREASON.

TO SHOW THE COMPUTER YOUR GRACIOUS THANKS, YOU WILL TRAVEL TO [BLUE SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED] NEXT DAY CYCLE. LATENESS IS TREASON.

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